Human

A human is something Osama Bin Laden is not.

Osama: "i am in fact, a human"
Me: "Shut up man, you died years ago"

by Toilet Prime December 15, 2022

Humanisms

Silly little things most people do. Seeing someone else doing one can make you feel a connection to them, even if you know nothing about them.

That person over there’s bouncing their umbrella back and forth between their knees just like I do… I love humanisms like that.

by nickinack December 26, 2022

Human

The best specimen to ever exist unlike monsters such as dogs, whales, elephants etc etc etc.

I hope all animals go extinct except for humans

by Nascarfan2007 January 2, 2023

Human Drano

Slang for Prune Juice, which helps clear up constipation quickly. Drano is a fast-acting liquid chemical used to unclog drains and pipes, such as those found in sinks. In a similar sense, prune juice is used to unclog your bowels; as such, it acts as Drano for humans, hence the name.

That Human Drano I got at the supermarket cured my constipation in about 5-10 minutes.

by TheFiend138 January 5, 2023

Non-Human

An animal that isn't related to the human species.

Fox 1: Are we apart of the weird furless monkey thing?
Fox 2: No, we're non-human idiot.

by Zach T. Radass January 8, 2023

Human

The best species of animal known to anything that exists. If you found this, YOUR A GOD

Human is Evolved Monke

by DanteThePiggyHeroYT January 12, 2023

Human

A stupid creature originating from "Earth" in the Solar System. They have two arms, two legs, some have an extra "Leg."
They are usually horny.

Alien 1: Wow, those humans are always horny.
Alien 2: Yeah, those humans are strange.

by Fur_rulz January 14, 2023