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Human

human fucking human humans humans ningen hito. homo spaien.
eukaryota animalia chordata mammalia primates hominidae homo sapien
human in nihongo ga ningen.
human ga homo sapien desu.
by yveltalGaloistheory January 28, 2023
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Human Right

Something that literally anyone can do naturally without outside intervention. As human beings we cannot truly obtain this until we are able to self sustain without aid from others. Yes, this means by definition fetus', babies, nor toddlers have the capacity to claim these intermediate character buffs.
The only true human right is the right to try to survive as long as possible in the hostility of the universe.

Human Rights are not granted by anyone or anything other than you being born and living long enough to self sustain.
by DeadJezebel May 15, 2024
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human roast beef

Ravioli give me the formuoli when you look like a roasted piece of beef
by Human roast beef November 24, 2023
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Human Bidet

the human Bidet can be done solo, with two people, and even with a group. a solo human Bidet is when you take a shit and you pee while still sitting down and it rolls down your nut and taint and cleans your bum. the human Bidet with a partner is the same, but one person gets up and the other pisses on their bumhole, this one is much more effective. the group human Bidet is the same but with a bunch of people pissing on the poopers bumhole, this is the most effective variant.
"dear diary, today I shitted and ran out of kittens to wipe with, but thankfully I peed and it was a human Bidet, so it was ok in the end"

"hey playbou carti can you give me some human Bidet"

"precinct 6 get to hemorrhoid street ASAP, there's a guy here who needs some group human Bidet"
by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 3, 2024
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Beat A Human Day

Beat A Human Day is a day on the 28th November in which you can Beat any human and they CAN NOT fight back.
A: Hey it's 28th of November! You know what that means?
B: Grab me a bat, it's beat a human day.
by Joeaaaa November 27, 2023
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Human meme

A young specimen of a boy with usually the intaionls of fb however this could stand for frank Boyd as an example
Boy 1-look at frank he is sucha a human meme
by Mojo120012 January 15, 2019
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Human

A cringeworthy species who's men and women are well known for their environmentally destructive and warmongering activities and can easily be spotted wearing the flesh of other life forms as well as eating them.
When an animal sees a human it knows that it's time to run.
by DylanDogg December 10, 2017
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