Hoodoo

Mountain Nipple

“Look at that mountain’s large Hoodoo’s! Burr!

by Oil pan Stan November 11, 2019

Meat hooked

The act of using your penis so well so that the partner can think of nothing else.

She wouldn't stop calling me, I meat hooked her.

by NewportNick December 7, 2010

Dirty Hooker

Putting a golf club, or foot, or any long object the goes up at the end like a golf club. The object is put between the legs of someone, brought up to where the legs meet, and pulled.

Dude, you just got dirty hookered with that golf club!

by The Fish 97 July 3, 2011

fish hook dick

Having a penis that makes a 180 degree bend

Joe didn't know about Jeffs fish hook dick. Once Jeff was in, Joe couldnt escape

by Diputs2 May 19, 2016

Indian Hooker

A black bitch who gives cheap blowjobs for fun. The biggest THOT you will ever know

Hey look, Jesse's getting sucked off by an Indian hooker

by That snaps November 2, 2017

rusty meat hook

The act of shitting into one's hands before giving a handjob.

Zach: What do I have to do for that Rare Riki dagger?
Nick: Give me a rusty meat hook and its all yours.

by Poopykiss January 19, 2014

You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her

A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.

Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."

Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."

by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011