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holy girl

You have given head at least twice or more or something else that is freaky but say your holy to hide your guiltiness
I’m a holy girl I don’t do that😂
by Adot24z December 2, 2019
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The Holy Grail

"Hey did you fill up the Holy Grail yet?"
"Not yet, but I'll do it while I'm in the shower."
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Holy treefucker

A Christian tree fucker who thinks there better then you because there Christian and don’t eat meat, I’m looking at you Peter you tiny holy tree fucker
Peter thinks he’s so much better then me because he’s Christian and a Vegan, but in reality he’s just a holy treefucker
by Uuuggggghhhhhhh March 17, 2024
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Un-Holy Cross

Un-Holy Cross:
An unhelpful piece of shit guy but is somehow helpful at the weirdest things
Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why
by Kurosu February 24, 2019
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Holy Mischief

A counter to happenstance when a person feels that God is at work, and He is possibly, though not necessarily, being rather cheeky about it.
"You won't believe this, man. Something today told me I should call Max... It's been like 5 years since we even spoke. I really didn't want to, but I just kept feeling like I should. Kept nagging at me. So I sent him message and, look you can see, he messaged me at the EXACT SAME TIME!"

"What? That's crazy! Sounds like holy mischief to me, brother!"
by Aje before beauty December 18, 2023
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Daniel Hernandez's Tattoos Are An Art Therapy Version Of Angel Jose Robles', Also Known As Hellstrom, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak's Digital Footprint
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Holy Paint Chip Eater

A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )
Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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