A Narcissists who is notorious for blaming everyone and everything around them for their bad luck or behaviour’Even thought they caused it them self.
A Winging weak-minded and weak willed bitter man who subservient to an over baring woman. There for resents everyone outside his Bubble.
Generally a bitter simp and Bata male.
Also known as giving it a Duke of Sussex.
A Winging weak-minded and weak willed bitter man who subservient to an over baring woman. There for resents everyone outside his Bubble.
Generally a bitter simp and Bata male.
Also known as giving it a Duke of Sussex.
Pulling a Harry Windsor.
Man,
“it’s your fault everyone hates me for doing the stuff I did. If it wasn’t for you etc”.
“Ah stop it ya melt! You’re pulling a Harry Windsor again”.
Or
Its there fault I don’t get promoted, it’s not my fault I didn’t work hard enough.
Wife, shut up Harry Windsor and get back under the stairs where you belong. Speak when you are told to.
Husband, yes dear , right away dear. Sniff sniff.
Man,
“it’s your fault everyone hates me for doing the stuff I did. If it wasn’t for you etc”.
“Ah stop it ya melt! You’re pulling a Harry Windsor again”.
Or
Its there fault I don’t get promoted, it’s not my fault I didn’t work hard enough.
Wife, shut up Harry Windsor and get back under the stairs where you belong. Speak when you are told to.
Husband, yes dear , right away dear. Sniff sniff.
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He lives in a cupboard under your staircase, but i bet you never noticed. thats why he's so scrawny looking, you never cared to feed him. And ever term he runs away, to a magical school where he learns spells the he can use to plot revenge against you, simply because he can. But thats not all he does! He sneaks around stealing books from the forbidden section of the library under his invisibility cloak and making cults against the ministry of magic and Voldemort (Dumbledores Army). And when he gets caught out he flys off on his firebolt (broom) leaving all his friends behind to fix it for him.Then once its dealt with he just mosies on back in like it never happened, then jump down a tunnel and get kiddnapped by his own goddfather, letting his best mates hideous rat escape, allowing the Dark Lord, Voldemort to come back to full power. Then when hes in denial he decides it'd be great fun to breakinto the ministry of magic, with his anti-ministry of magic cult. He's so rad like that, hes such a wizard gangsta. And he's gonna outlive you to!
He lives in a cupboard under your staircase, but i bet you never noticed. thats why he's so scrawny looking, you never cared to feed him. And ever term he runs away, to a magical school where he learns spells the he can use to plot revenge against you, simply because he can. But thats not all he does! He sneaks around stealing books from the forbidden section of the library under his invisibility cloak and making cults against the ministry of magic and Voldemort (Dumbledores Army). And when he gets caught out he flys off on his firebolt (broom) leaving all his friends behind to fix it for him.Then once its dealt with he just mosies on back in like it never happened, then jump down a tunnel and get kiddnapped by his own goddfather, letting his best mates hideous rat escape, allowing the Dark Lord, Voldemort to come back to full power. Then when hes in denial he decides it'd be great fun to breakinto the ministry of magic, with his anti-ministry of magic cult. He's so rad like that, hes such a wizard gangsta. And he's gonna outlive you to!
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To attain such a desirable chub, a man is usually subject to seeing an extremely attractive woman and/or objects such as HBT, jeeps, beer, colorado, sandwiches etc. This certain chub can cause pants to tighten and young children to scream. Use caution.
Also known as the HP chub or the Ron Jeremy Chub (RJ chub), who subsequently has a 9 and 3/4 inch penis at full girth. It's not a coincidence.
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Jeff: Yeah, there was this really hot chick in my accounting class. She was giving me a solid Harry Potter Chub.
Mike: Skeet skeet!
Jeff: Why are both our dicks so big, Mike?
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Mike: We have been blessed by Hagrid!
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