Ethan

A beam of light that my German Pointer likes to chase around the house. Usually just the sun reflecting off of a phone screen.

Sorry Marjie, but it's raining today, Ethan can't come out.

by cranberryfield July 3, 2023

Ethan

Loves nigger and dreamybullXXX fast. Loves Jace the most. He lays on a table and people put food on him while he is doing the worm. Then they eat it off of him.

Ethan is cheating on a nigger

by Bustinginlittlekids July 6, 2023

ethan

has a tiny dick

dam ethan has a 2 millameter defeater

by judd williams July 16, 2023

Ethan

There are two types of Ethans
1: Cool older brother who's always playing video games He loves to listen to progressive rock and read Lord of the Rings. He could go on for hours about weird shit he found on the internet.
2: Violent homophobe who's probably in a group chat called "Hitler's Summer Camp

1: My brother Ethan is so cool!
2: Shut the fuck up Ethan!

by Bambianca July 31, 2023

Ethan

Thinks he’s a real g but has a tiny knob

Ethan is a twat

by Mr Phil August 3, 2023

Ethan Postmus

This sexy mother fucker has a 17inch dick, to bad he swings for men bc hes a faggot

Bro stop being a Ethan Postmus

by ellcastillleng August 8, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is a keen explorer of life, he don't want to waste a single second. He spends most of my day planning ahead for his future while trying to stay on top of his physical and mental game. He's a well rounded guy, who is open to learning many things and is skill-full in many fields. He is also very aware of his surroundings, making me fit for a work environment.

Ethan is so grounded.

by fatmeadyColombian123 August 10, 2023