A scientific theory that indicates homo-sapiens acquire the competence and intelligence to telepathically communicate and cause two or more homo-sapiens to simultaneously activate their sensory system to go ahead and proceed with sending sensory signals to the phalanges which then will cause an imbalance in the forces, Newton's first law, if a body is at rest or moving at a constant speed in a straight line, it will remain at rest or keep moving in a straight line at constant speed unless it is acted upon by a force, the phalanges commence with acceleration, Newton's second law of motion, F = ma. Moreover, collision occurs when the phalanges make contact with an input device, all these actions occur due to a neurological telepathic communication between homo-sapiens that would bring them to the same place/state at the same time, unconsciously.
In simpler words, two or more people unconsciously start texting at the same time.
In simpler words, two or more people unconsciously start texting at the same time.
Person 1: *typing*
Person 2: *typing*
Person 1: wth man we were offline now we are online texting at the same time, is it a coincidence or is it "The Murzulus Effect"?
Person 2: *typing*
Person 1: wth man we were offline now we are online texting at the same time, is it a coincidence or is it "The Murzulus Effect"?
by Murdery September 10, 2020
Get the The Murzulus Effectmug. Jet effect is a Phenomenon that Can enhance or do the opposite of When Someone is Associated With Jet/Traveling
I Met Cdg Jet in the Mall and Finally Found the Stuff I was looking for. I Spent a Rack today. Jet effect
by Cdg Jet August 19, 2022
Get the Jet effectmug. After a hot chick decides to date an unconventional looking guy, a queue of hot girls will form behind her waiting to jump in and date him too. First coined by Adam Carolla on his podcast of September 9 2021.
After Ariana Grande allowed puffy eyed dork Pete Davidson to bone her, the dominhoe effect has ensured a string of top totty on his arm ever since.
by carolla_classic September 10, 2021
Get the The Dominhoe Effectmug. by Skinny pienis April 13, 2022
Get the The Tiffany effectmug. when you lose your ever loving fucking mind over this chick dude that loves and fucks too good but loves too hard to be kept
by Aikertttt January 2, 2020
Get the Trekia Effectmug. When there is one decent girl standing among a bunch of fat ones it immediately increases their charisma
by James shandy October 30, 2018
Get the The hippo effectmug. The tendency for meetings to go longer than necessary because participants feel the need to share their own opinions even though, typically, these opinions are not useful.
Origin: From "opinions are like assholes--everybody has one" and the asshole move of extending meetings longer than necessary.
Origin: From "opinions are like assholes--everybody has one" and the asshole move of extending meetings longer than necessary.
1. "UGH we could have ended the meeting a half hour early but there was MAJOR asshole effect going on today!"
2. "This is a nice report on our fourth quarter earnings. However, in your pie chart you use magenta and I think that crimson would be more pleasing to the eyes."
"You know, John, when this is printed out through the second floor copier, the color is always slightly different than what appears on screen."
"Hmm, is that so? Has Richard looked at that lately? Have we been sending out reports with the wrong color of crimson this whole time?"
"I think mauve would be a nice color. It was used on the quarter 3 report. It also matches nicely with our company's logo."
"How about colorblind people? Will this be a problem when they read the report?"
"Hmm, Chad, can you get us some numbers on how many potentially colorblind people will be reading this?"
"Ooh, we might also want to do a cost-benefit analysis of toner costs."
<sigh...>
2. "This is a nice report on our fourth quarter earnings. However, in your pie chart you use magenta and I think that crimson would be more pleasing to the eyes."
"You know, John, when this is printed out through the second floor copier, the color is always slightly different than what appears on screen."
"Hmm, is that so? Has Richard looked at that lately? Have we been sending out reports with the wrong color of crimson this whole time?"
"I think mauve would be a nice color. It was used on the quarter 3 report. It also matches nicely with our company's logo."
"How about colorblind people? Will this be a problem when they read the report?"
"Hmm, Chad, can you get us some numbers on how many potentially colorblind people will be reading this?"
"Ooh, we might also want to do a cost-benefit analysis of toner costs."
<sigh...>
by trevacious February 4, 2016
Get the asshole effectmug.