Wine drunk 

What American soccer moms call being drunk, trying to be quirky and funny, big boomer energy.

I got so wine drunk last night with my girlfriends my husband had to carry me to bed

Wine drunk by OE93 August 9, 2022

Double Fifth Drunk 

There is waisted and just drunk out of your mind but this is a whole other level of crazy drunkiness, this is getting so drunk its like you have drank two fifths to yourself. At this drunkin point it seems you are almost completely invisible to cops and any other person that is not the same level of "Double Fifth Drunk" as you are. This is when you are able to top your car out on sketchy roads (while drinking more), drive through parks, shoplift a ridiculous amount of items from stores, rail that girl your swore you would never think about sober.

Shit man i just got done with finals this week I'm getting double fifth drunk for sure tonight!!!

Double Fifth Drunk by envizbl May 19, 2011

3 drink drunk

Someone who is totally unable to handle more than 3 alcoholic drinks

Elliott: oh jeez what the hell is your mother doing she's dancing on top of the table - oh no hold on she's just collapsed and is now under the table
Isa: she must have had another drink you know what she's like she can't handle her booze at all
Livy: yeah she's a real 3 drink drunk

3 drink drunk by Lazyfatbitch February 22, 2017

Mothers against Drunk Driving (MADD)

a group of mothers that don't want teenagers to use drugs and alcohol with scary as hell PSAs as well as a charity

man, canada's freaking insane with Mothers against Drunk Driving (MADD) and their crazy PSAs

Mothers against Drunk Driving (MADD) by dannyhogan200 April 20, 2022

sneaker-drunk 

adj. The state of drunkness wherein one can do little else but stare at their feet (often for lack of being able to lift the head.)

Yeah I don't remember when that girl licked my nipple, being as I was sneaker-drunk most of the night.

sneaker-drunk by rex ingeniosum November 18, 2003

Secondhand Drunk 

That feeling you get when your around a lot of drunk people,mainly during st.paddy's day
symptoms:dizziness,blurred vison,slurred speaking,ect.

"Man im so dizzy, i havent even drunk anything,theres to many buzzed people"
"You've probably have Secondhand Drunk!!"

Secondhand Drunk by LOLzer828 March 16, 2009

2 euros drunk 

A new level of drunk way beyond tipsy, wasted and hammered. This goes as far as passing out with ur **** out and watching p0rn.Calling everyone 2 euros drunk and making silly hang gestures as well attacking people with a knife.

Did u see that kid who passed out looking at porno with his **** out he's 2 euros drunk.

2 euros drunk by 2 EUROS DRUNK December 16, 2008