Devil's Alibi

To have or provide an alibi so airtight it would remove all doubt and vindicate even the devil.

See also Devil's Advocate , Devil's Plea

Tom: Hey Joe! Did you steal my stereo?

Joe: No way dude. It wasnt me.
Tom: How can I believe you after you stole all my porno's?
Joe: How about the fact we are currently standing in an airport next to a plane I just unboarded which came from Canada where I have spent the last 3 years? Is that a Devil's Alibi enough for you?
Tom: Hmm....yeah I guess so...
Joe: Oh and also I have the new HDDVDHDFDHD 9001 Nexus iOne at home you can come look for yourself
Tom: Yeah yeah I get it.

by notyourfiend August 15, 2019

Devil

Tika

Tika has split personality, one is the Devil

by HawaiiBanger February 9, 2022

Devil's Ferrari

Any person, thing, or decision that is sure to lead you quickly to evil/ruin or may possibly cause all hell to break loose.

Daughter: "I'm thinking about getting tik tok."
Mother: "Don't even think about it! That app is the Devil's Ferrari."

Boy: "I was thinking about asking ___ out for ice cream."
Friend: "Her? No man, she's the Devil's Ferrari."

by GOAT@the_dry_cleaners April 25, 2023

Devil D

when ur bellybutton is large enough to fit a full sized dick in it

sadie has a devil d

by jambette May 30, 2020

devil's slurpee

Sucking the jizz out of someone's asshole after having sex with them.

Phillip had a devil's slurpee after getting it on with Timothy.

by Lepysabretizzy June 17, 2016

the devil's dirty ring

When your butthole itches so frequently and with such irritation that it burns as though the devil is sprinkling his own black cracked pepper in your asshole.

man I've been wearing the same boxers for 4 days, I got the devil's dirty ring!

by Kitty=^^= October 6, 2021

devils syrup

Heroin.

He did the devils syrup last night and now he’s crazy!!!

by Leelandthins June 2, 2018