David Edwards Special

Excusing yourself between courses of a meal to defecate, specifically to "create more space" for subsequent courses or pudding.

Where's Peter, his dessert is ready?

He's gone for a David Edwards special to make space!

by Urb_Dict January 7, 2023

david the second wayne

the same as David but only the second. Wayne is rain with a lisp.

David the second Wayne was a twin and nephew to David the first.

by David the second wayne July 8, 2016

David Middle Name

People with the middle name david are bad ass and sexy and if you are to ever meet one you should pop the question because you’ll never meet someone that sexy again

David Middle Name: A badass middle

Boy: my name is (first name) (david) (last name)

by Sexyhotguyjace November 16, 2022

John David Bloom

The boy i kissed in 3rd grade.
Hot

Looks like tomato after PE

John David Bloom is CUTE!

by Michaelaftonc0ck March 21, 2022

Alex David Cory

Alex David Cory is the man, a beast, a god some say. He is someone who will go down in the history books for millennia to come. He is known to stop wars from breaking out simply by threatening both sides. They say he caused both world wars because he was bored of peace. He can show infinite patience and kindness but he’s also a fucking psychopath and will murder your family. He doesn’t bleed and he doesn’t shit, he’s absolutely divine like. Some people have claimed they’ve seen him before, but that’s impossible, he lives above humans on a different plane of existence. People question if he’s real. I know he is here, somewhere, watching. He is him.

Some people believe in god. Others believe in Alex David Cory.

Kid 1- I want to be like the rock when I grow up

Kid 2- I want to be like Superman when I grow up

Sigma Child- I want to be like Alex David Cory when I grow up

by PenisBallsCockAss July 13, 2023

david russell apartments

DRA, or DR-Far-Away, is an apartment complex at Uni St Andrews.

The flats are super nice, but you'll never hear about that because its residents are never found in town because a mile and a half is waaaay too far to walk when it's only light outside 3 hours a day and always raining.

Don't go to the DRA bar, you'll just get depressed.

It may be cheap, but is worth it? Really?

sallies bitch: where do you live?

DRA resident: david russell apartments

sallies bitch: ew.

by thedraemperor November 7, 2019

David H. ponitz

Worst school in Ohio. Mostly full of negros and annoying bitches. DO NOT GO TO IT!

David H. Ponitz is shit

by Clueless_022 March 1, 2023