Chode

a minuscule penis, so small it looks like it could belong to an alien

“I was thinking about hanging out with Sam”
“Sam has a chode, it’s scary!”

by wehatechodes March 19, 2022

chode jockey

A jokey of chode; one who rides chodes for a living; professional chode rider.

A person who likes to ride dick can be male or female.

Someone extremely obsessed with the chode

Did you see that chode jockey over there?
You are being a real chode jockey right now.

That hooker really knew how to take a dick, a real chode jockey .
Why are you such a chode jockey bro?

by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022

chode a lay hey who

The native call of Chode Island. Like a yodel but more chode; Chodel. One must be well versed in the way of the chode to use it

They chodelist let out his mating call… Chode a lay hey who. And just like that Chodey Foster appeared out of thin air.

by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022

Chodeing

The art of doing absolutely nothing for the entire day on a bed or couch, without worry of uncompleted tasks or prior obligations.

“Sorry Jerry, I'm not going to make it today. I feel like chodeing."
“Bombay has been chodeing all day!"
Partner: "what are we doing today?"
You: "we're chodeing"

by WBProdigy March 20, 2022

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Kinda like a pancake

I heard from Chelsea that John has a Chode!!!

by Lil Zee 240 March 23, 2022

Chode

Someone who, being endowed with an unusually small penis, behaves in a boisterous or inflammatory nature so as to suggest they likely have a fragile ego and an unsatisfactory love life.

Russian President Vladimir Putin is such a chode.

by Draufgaenger April 22, 2022

Chode

It means happy

I just aced my math test, I’m a Chode

by Powderface123 April 23, 2022