Cherry Condom

One day in grade 5 a boy brought a bag full of cherry flavored condoms to school, he thought it was his lunch. He put a condom over the water fountain and it was never used until the next year

Shrek: is that a cherry condom donkeee
Donkey: yahh it is
Shrek: can I suck you with it on?
Donkey:ohh yes

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Cherry Landlord

A person that has custody over popping someone’s cherry.
This does, however, have to be consensual, or else the person
has Absolutely No right of passage.

“I think I might get down on Kimber tonight.”
“Woah, dude. Clark is her Cherry Landlord, not cool.”

by I’m me, not me April 21, 2023