backyard candy

anal sex.

"Hey baby you want some backyard candy?!"

by reverend yummypants January 23, 2009

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A case of the candy drizzles

The candy drizzles is a spontaneous disease that women give men by exciting them with alluring behaviour in a surprising or sudden way. It seems to be affecting the adolescent population in a more statistically significant way.

Man, the sexy substitute teacher gave me a case of the candy drizzles -- and now I need a new pair of pants.

by tototoroto December 4, 2012

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Hard Candy

Slang for Child Pornography.

I was on the dark web and found some hard candy, now I'm going to destroy my harddrive

by Shomlomdooblie April 3, 2023

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candy pain

Silly problems

Man that girl got some candy pain

by Rullpump February 25, 2018

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Candy

HEY! You subscribed to David! That is priceless! Do I not have a profound taste in entertainment? He's good, right?

Hym "Hilarious! He's an anti-China guy too. I can see it now: David and Candy, ultimate collaboration! That'd be cool. Too soon to pivot to China stuff so you'd have to wait until it's thematic or relevant but it's a good thing to have in your back pocket."

by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

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