Head on the Bread

A sexual and nasty game where a group of men jack off onto a piece of bread. The last one to cum has to eat the bread.

Jack played head on the bread last night and lost.

by Linda Destroy ISIS June 26, 2016

Stale White Bread Boy

The dull guy in movies that falls for a manic pixie dream girl to escape from his mundane life, whithout one the other doesn't exist.
First coined by finalgirlstudios on youtube

You're the stale white bread boy to my manic pixie dream girl <3

by bluebruce December 15, 2023

cake bread

slang coming from the battle rap community generally meaning to mess something up really bad but specifically to saying something incredibly stupid to the point of making zero to no sense especially while rapping.

Rapper 1 "bro spitting heat then studently stops and laughs"

Rapper 2 "i know you was about to cake bread bro don't lie"

Guy 1 "how did it picking up chicks at the bar go?"
Guy 2 " it was going really well but at the end i totally caked bread and blew it! i said i get a lot of ear wax in my right ear but not my left and i think its because of the moon cycle"
Guy 1 "what?
Guy 2 "exactly"

by toxic cowZ December 1, 2023

retro bread

The soggy croutons in a leftover salad.

I don’t know how or why, but Jim hates retro bread

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Alabama bread maker

The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, “ROLL TIDE!”

This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.

by SaladTossr December 17, 2023

Bread man

A Bread man is the perfect cod partner, Bread men are usually pretty chill people but are kinda dumb and tend to stutter.

Omg bread man you got 30 kills

by Bread girl May 26, 2021

bread cob

A colloquial term for a bread roll, used commonly in the East Midlands region of England.

Make me a bread cob. With strawberry jam. If you give me raspberry jam, I'll hang you from a tree by your intestines, sandwich slave.

by Hobo107 January 25, 2015