Is a man/boy with a small penis. tends to be a boxer, but is not very good. he also likes butters chicks. as well as that, he tenses ever single day. he should get gold medals in tensing olympics.
by Rob cater January 4, 2018
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Cramer: "Ben Gu, what do you think about the debt situation?"
Ben Gu: "The woman on the starbucks container looks like the statue of liberty!"
Ben Gu: "The woman on the starbucks container looks like the statue of liberty!"
by AngeliceSpencer September 1, 2011
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A Man Slag. Often has sexual intercourse at least twice per week, girls druel over his cum and want to be with him and get in his pants, he is normally pretty determined to not be a slag.
by tkhd345 March 26, 2011
Get the Ben K mug.THE BEN FRANKLIN is actually one of the oldest sex acts in the United States. In fact, it was invented by Ben Franklin 10 minutes after his famous "kite" experiment. He used it on 96 of the 100 women he impregnated. He then improved his dexterity at it by repetition and by inventing bi-focal lenses. To preform it, wait until your girlfriend is on the rag. While she is giving you a blowjob, tie a skeleton key on the string of her tampon and rub an inflated balloon on her head. The gay version was created by James Buchanan, our only verifiably gay president. While you are receiving a blow job, you tie a skeleton key on a string, stick the key up your partner's ass, and rub an inflated balloon on his head.
Straight: Reginald, my pussy still hurts from the bugs being zapped by that "Ben Franklin" you gave me last month. I could have used that tampon as makeup for a Minstrel Show. Gay: Jebediah, when you turned a string of my shit into a glowstick by zapping me with that "Ben Franklin," I never laughed so hard in my life. Little did I know you would pull the old switch-a-roo and give me the oldest one in the book.
by Toby Doughbawaski July 25, 2008
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