John Ham Boy

Loves the word, "Poopy in my butthole, Poopy in my butthole." looks like a rat. And wil forver be 4'2. Loves poopy in my butthole. Cant skate for his life.
John Ham Boy

cant skate ikr
by yungggphat July 02, 2019
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victorian ham

When you finger a girl with ham and you put cum on it and eat it
by CANT TELL U JACK September 08, 2017
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Nathaniel Ham Sammy

He is a habitual masturbator that occasionally likes to smoke the ganja while watching Golden girls on a quiet weekday. Has a beard of of God and ass that won't quit! Born as a God, everyone must bow to his golden balls that dangle between his muscular thighs. He is the apple of each eye that lays upon him.
Nathaniel Ham Sammy is simply a god of beards and golden balls .
by Danndy89 June 28, 2019
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ham pantry

Slang term for a lady's ample buttocks.
I have a date with Shelia tonight and you know I'm going to hit up the Ham Pantry.
by Fist Dixon January 07, 2018
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huge ham

a football (american football) term used to describe a huge penis, usually used when the player has accomplished something.
Damn! Zach got the league MVP award! Huge Ham!
by Everyone knows me December 14, 2017
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boiled ham

This is in reference to a legend in the Dark Age of Camelot community. The player took on the form Boiled Ham late in his gaming career.
Boy - “Omg look it’s Boiled Ham!

Girl - “My panties are soaked right now”.
Boy - “Mine too”.
by Syndiddy February 09, 2019
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ham the great

typically used to describe narcisstic undecided cunts
John: He's such a Ham The Great,
Michael: yeah he wins one out of 10 games then brags about it
by Adi JSJS November 17, 2016
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