When uncle rick makes the Christmas ham using several honey packets and Viagra in an attempt to fuck the whole family.... AGAIN.
Man, that Alabama glazed ham got me hurting today. Uncle Rick sure knows how to handle his meat.....
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Get the Alabama Hashbrown mug.2 to 2.5 grams of Cocaine presented as a full 3.5 gram or an Eighth of an Ounce of Cocaine. Usually sells for $250-$300 and sold by 3rd tier or lower dealers in the worst possible circumstances.
Man, I went to a bar in Mobile and needed some blow. sSome dude sold me an Alabama Eight Ball right in front of police headquarters so I couldn’t check it out.
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Last night, mary-sue let me do the Alabama Spitoon on her after we got done hooking up. I love my sister.
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