anal pore

A way better way to call someone an ass or asshole because if you say this to someone while mad you can't stay mad at them since its really funny

Crazy gf: YOUR SUCH AN ANAL PORE!
boyfriend: omfg what?! xD

anal pore by Brilicious March 30, 2015

anal drawstring

The stringlike cord (similar to the open end of a PE bag of the 80's) that is used to keep the arsehole closed. A device such as this is fitted to people who have lost control over the anal sphincter due to excesive buggery

Peter, we have had to fit you with an "anal drawstring" so that you dont shit yourself all the time.

anal drawstring by PJ January 23, 2005

Anal Atmosphere 

n. The surrounding and local gases of a person's shit pipe typically worsened by poop farts yet not as smelly as a nigger.

Cotton picking Leroy saved up his anal atmosphere for that stupid porch monkey, spearchucking, chitlin eating, horse nig cracker luva DayDay since she nigger slobbed that fat grown niglet Antwaan.

Anal Atmosphere by Sassy Dick September 19, 2009

anal-crevis 

N:Crack like area found on the ass of most people.

N:A person who is always doing a half-assed job and always brings up the rear in a situation.

"I got my boxer wedged right up my anal-crevis."

"The lawn looks like shit Joey your such an anal-crevis!"

anal-crevis by Jeff "Juggalo_X" Jiggens January 22, 2004

anal bucaneer 

derogatory term meaning a homosexual man

The gay pride parade? What would I want to hang out with a bunch of anal bucaneers for?

anal bucaneer by Sicariu May 13, 2008

anal glaucoma

A medical excuse for missing work.

I had a bad case of anal glaucoma this morning; I couldn't see my ass going into work today.

anal glaucoma by time4mynap August 16, 2010

anal chatter 

taking a naked shit when it's below freezing

i heard my anal chatter the other night when i was out snow skiing with my mom.

anal chatter by d-rock419 November 14, 2010