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Jew

Hym "I can't think of a Jew joke... I actually don't know much about Judaism, now that I think about it... They think they are chosen by God and that wearing a little hat makes a reality monster happy. Ha! Hey, remember when we all sat idly by, butthole aquiver, while a crazy person was about to hammer a bunch of retards to death? *Sigh*😌 Good times.... "
by Hym Iam July 5, 2022
mugGet the Jewmug.

juar (jew are)

to feel emo, to your self, or kinda stupid....
"dude I totally feel "juar (jew are) today"
by lil aimly December 20, 2008
mugGet the juar (jew are)mug.

Jew-du

Instrumental sorcery produced by Jewish Mystics. I.e. Dessert Dwellers, Kalya Scintilla, etc...
Upon arrival at the festival we were immediately sucked in by the wonky Jew-du coming from the speakers.
by Bartholomew Kandinsky November 19, 2017
mugGet the Jew-dumug.

Big Jew

A bog Jew is a baden
Person 1: your a Jew
Person 2: no your a big jew
by Shfgjf6764 March 19, 2021
mugGet the Big Jewmug.

platinum Jew

The peak of judaism some one who has reached the level of platinum Jew has awakened there Jew powers like mind control and jewellery making
by Silver Jew February 22, 2025
mugGet the platinum Jewmug.

Tunnel Jew

New York Jews who make tunnels under New York City. They can be seen emerging from sewer drains in the night and heard by some 1st floor NYC residents.
“Bro I swear I’m not crazy! I can hear Yiddish under my living room floor at night. It has to be the Tunnel Jews.”
by Pet_My_Chia January 20, 2024
mugGet the Tunnel Jewmug.

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