Cow

A cow is a beautiful and majestic creature. If you have a cow you should treat her right or you might get a hoof to the face! Cows should be treated like royalty because they are wonderful creatures. If you are lucky enough to have a cow, don’t lose her.

Person 1: “Man do I love my cow!”
Person 2: “I know right! She’s my queen!”
Person 3: “I named my cow Moolana!”

by Cow Lady May 28, 2020

Cow

It's beef. not chicken. yeet=kick a cow day. oof. you died. main menu. respawn.

I yetted a sexy cow

by The yeetosaurus September 06, 2019

Cow

Cute and Delicious

Cows are cute and delicious

by Lex09 August 03, 2022

Cow

An animal that goes moo.

Person 838372: look! A cow!!
Person 8338828: thats a nice cow!
Cow: moooo

by Porygon3000 October 09, 2020

cow

a softy that acts tough

basma is such a cow

by ArtsyHoé May 06, 2020

cow

cow

holy cow!

by cowg November 04, 2022

Cow

The best friend you will ever have.

"I spent all day with my cow , in a field, alone"

by EVOLCB December 01, 2021