Child

TommyInnit

“The child looked on in euphoria as the primes rolled in”

by Followmeonreddit November 22, 2020

Child Abandon

Abandoning a child

Child abandoning is so wrong

by 459395 June 7, 2023

Child Crasher

The opposite of a Baby Boomer, i.e. Gen Z. Usually the butt of the joke/punching bag for said Boomers to look down on. Whereas Boomers are characterised by living during a time of postwar prosperity, churning out thousands of kids per millisecond, Crashers cannot afford bills, kids, a life, mainly because the job market no longer exists and people need a job to survive.

Baby Boomer: Y'all Gen Z are so lazy, back in my day I walked into a random office, shook the CEOs hand, and got a job right then and there, and I was only 19 back then with five kids. Y'all are so entitled and think...
Child Crasher: *stares in 5000+ job applications and 0 replies*

by WordWorld September 29, 2025

Child

a child is a young human between the ages of 0 to 18 years old. they require much attention mainly in the first 10 years of life. It is the parents job t look after a child until they are 18.

that child is quite loud.
how is it looking after a child?
do you think that child will make a mess with the paint?
does that child over there seem lost to you?

by Her grace, Queen Candle the II April 11, 2021

Small angry child

Small child named Aaden who is always angry for no fucking reason

Small angry child: fuck you!
Hazel: why are you such a brat?!
Small angry child: because I’m small angry child!

by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022

childs

an actual sock of any material or color that is used by a guy to shoot hot cum into when jacking off. the sock is placed over the hard dick and is worn during the entire act of jacking off as to collect cum and clean the dick when done.

I gave my boyfriend a childs cum sock to wear on his dick while I watch him jack off.

by Steven big gay lol August 25, 2020

Child Snatcher

a soul entity discized as a wooden chair that its only purpose in this reality is to lure and confine childern to be scrambled and ingested into the entity to reproduce and create exact coipes of itself. This entity will only exist in you lonesome reality once you learn of its exact intent which I have stated in the past paragraph.

Child: Mum, why is there a chair sitting outside my window?

Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher

Son: What's that?

Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.

by you must run chilld run now April 25, 2023