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Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.
"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."
by GMP89 July 1, 2014
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Canadian Down Under

When you combine Vegemite and maple syrup, smearing it on your girlfriend’s vagina before eating her out.
“Last night Stacy smeared Vegemite and maple syrup on her pussy, then had me eat her out”
“Oh you had a Canadian down under
by Cletus McClitoris August 12, 2025
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Canadian Brown Eye

When you're getting head, before you nut, drizzle maple syrup on your dick so that when you nut (which you aim for her eye(s)), some combo of syrup and jizz makes opening her eyes a sticky situation.
This chick was blowing me, and I was about to cum I drizzled maple syrup on my dick and aimed high, blasting her in the eye... gave her the old Canadian Brown Eye.
by SomeFreakyDude August 11, 2011
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canadians

maple gods, freeze proof, insult proof, ultimate hockey fans.
"ah, but thats some canadians, for ya, eh?
by dog lover god October 23, 2022
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Canadian Cigar

Shaving another man’s pubes, ball hair, and ass hair, then smoking it in a joint.
I gave my friend a Canadian Cigar last night.
by anonymous May 10, 2024
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Canadian butthole

When a girl in the cold closes here coat hood really tight so it looks like a butthole and proceeds to give you head
It was so cold out I opted for the Canadian butthole
by Sparkysrevenge4 December 26, 2023
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