Sandpaper Dick

When a mans dick is so hard and rough and the Woman’s pussy is so dry that it feels like sandpaper going in and out.

“Your dicks sandpaper and not just the tip”

“His Sandpaper Dick is out of control”

by youreabitchandimcomingbackhoe January 6, 2019

E Dick

Formerly known commonly as a vibrator, or a French tickler, the more up-to-date name for the 2020s is E dick

Sweetie, I’m really tired tonight, please just pull your E Dick out of the drawer please.

by KazooCogs June 15, 2021

dick-slap

the act of slaping someone in the ass with yor dick

girl: dick-slap my ass a few times
boy: i am peasured
girl: un unn ughnnn ehn
boy: dish ish greatish

by wolfieisyay May 24, 2018

NYC dick

When you’re sexually assaulted by a New Yorker, specifically a male.

Husband: “What do you mean you became infertile? How did that happen?”

Wife: “I GOT SUMMA DAT NYC DICK”

by Brrrring brrrring February 2, 2024

jimmy dean fat dick

Jimmy Dean makes big sausages, so some one with a Jimmy Dean fat dick has a fat dick.

Juan Pablo has a Jimmy Dean fat dick!

by Juan Pablo Jenkins cox November 14, 2019

Dick-shit

The act of taking a shit through your dick

Doctor: Why are you here today, sir?
Guy: I went to piss but then ended up taking a Dick-shit

by Blood-lover June 17, 2018

finger-dick

when you can’t fuck with your penis because it’s limp so you put your fingers under your cock to keep it in

“use your fingers to help your dick fuck”

“i was too soft so I finger-dicked her”

by ashdgg March 28, 2024