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Measuring my big toe

t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
by CleverViking March 3, 2017
mugGet the Measuring my big toemug.

suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general
by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017
mugGet the suck my rusty tomahawkmug.
A figure of speech to signify how someone feels when they're nervous, anxious, worried, afraid, ashamed, or even shy.
This is typically an unpleasant feeling, because you will see something that hurts you, worries you, or scares you.
I am feeling the heat go up my body whenever I see a picture of that girl, because I miss her terribly, but I know at the same time that she doesn't want me, so I will never get the chance to be with her.
by Lueriva Fetheroviu June 26, 2023
mugGet the Feeling the heat go up my bodymug.

swimming in my pool

Having sex in a bathtub. Can be used in more than 2 people context or just 2.
JFK: "Hey! Let's all go swimming in my pool! And by pool I mean bathtub. And by swimming, I mean SEX-"
by ashtonirweeniedog October 4, 2021
mugGet the swimming in my poolmug.

On my unty

On your moms sister or your aunt
On my unty I’m finna kill you
by Unty December 29, 2022
mugGet the On my untymug.

My Peepee is meme wawa

used on sexy cringe videoss
hello
teacher-tim
teacher-my peepee is meme wawa
by thocc face March 9, 2022
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Lose my shit

I’m gonna lose my shit on your dumb ass if you don’t stop your shit.
by The real him March 13, 2023
mugGet the Lose my shitmug.

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