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Hopping on someone's dick

Kissing someone's ass.
Girl: *Talking to some guy at a party* Wow you're soooo funny, om my gosh haha!
Other guy: Damn girl, why you always gotta be hopping on someone's dick?
by A Female CEO December 6, 2016
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Big dick energy

When someone you see just has a vibe and you think "wow he got a big dick"
Beth: "wow I'm getting some real big dick energy vibes"
Shaniqua: "same"
by BIg dick Bethany June 13, 2019
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rockin big dick

When someone is in the act of boasting about an accomplishment or a possession. Examples would be a new expensive car, or the amount of money they make.

A highkey flex of something.
He pulled out $100,000 for no reason. He’s rockin big dick.
by Bruh 23232323 July 9, 2019
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Grass Dick

When you get off a slip n’ slide and because you’re so wet grass starts sticking to your dick.
Bro you have a serious case of Grass Dick, it’s covered in grass! Practically eco-friendly dick.

Bro don’t rub your grass dick on my regular dick! Your gonna spread it!
by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025
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Dick-twiddle

A dick-twiddle is when a penis-wielding person is approached by any gender and has his dick twiddled with 2-3 fingers. It is a teasing motion where the penis is gently slapped sideways back and forth a few times, resulting in small amounts of arousal in the victim.
Victim: Ah! A beautiful day!
Rapist: Eheh.. mhmm
(Rapist dick-twiddles 12-year-old boy)
(Victim gasps)
(Victim has never experienced anything so exciting)
(Victim ejaculates for the first time)
(Dies)
(Rapist fucks dead body)
by mjs2003 May 23, 2018
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Moby Dick

It is a Novelty Book About A Whale Dunno where these sick f's got their information from
Person 1: Yo did you Read the Moby Dick Novelty book

Person 2: Yeah it was a great book
by DeeJayyXz July 3, 2022
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Samuel's dick

Hey! Samuel's dick is so big
by Guy le Guy January 30, 2017
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