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Change my shirt

When you need an excuse to leave the room to pop the weasel you can indicate that your shirt is dirty and needs to be changed. Hence, "I need to Change My Shirt." They'll never know.
by Eat Wild November 16, 2023
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Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."
1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.
by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025
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Watch your mouth and I won't disrespect you.
Show some respect.
Shut up Idott and listen to me. Nasa mind yo Mouth and I'll mine my manners
by Ms.Bee72 October 2, 2020
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My care cup is empty

My care cup is empty if homeskillet has celery this is not a butttickler brojob it is kinda Bangladesh (i miss brozilla like a fixed squirrel misses his nuts)
Mega-blows my nuts brojob, furthermore my care cup is empty
by Gnomiga November 18, 2023
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Get off my dick

Man 1: *harassing man 2*

Man 2: get off my dick
by JtkS!MP_3/RAD$ March 31, 2024
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pulled a my dad

It's when someone leaves for a dumb reason or they just disappear without you knowing.
Kevin pulled a my dad before practice.
by thisguynoonecaresabout March 8, 2017
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May my family die

Expression used for convincing someone about something
Example 1
A: Stop lying to me!
B: May my family die if i'm lying to you
Example 2
May my family die if i saw him on the road
by Dodel September 5, 2018
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