Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.
by BigDog823 November 2, 2019
Get the Bagel in the assmug. by aggressivesprite August 12, 2023
Get the You're the wart on my assmug. Just because I am able to figure out shit above and beyond does not mean that I should be required to so that everyone else can sit ass. I am very good at sitting ass, too.
by often delighted February 24, 2022
Get the sit assmug. A celebratory event wherein a lit cigar is put out on a bare ass cheeky one’s friends as a show of camaraderie. Often used to signify great milestones like the birth of one’s child or a wedding.
“What a great bachelor trip! What was your favorite part?”
“Bro it had to be when we Ass-Ashed Mitchell’s left cheek”
“Bro it had to be when we Ass-Ashed Mitchell’s left cheek”
by TannerDontChickenOut June 6, 2025
Get the Ass-Ashmug. If u are here your balls are huge 👍
by NotRooxeskekekrkekekrke August 13, 2022
Get the Ass music severmug. when you're surprised
by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018
Get the ass monkeysmug. by Im adams worst nighmare March 13, 2025
Get the Adam Is A cunt ass whore dickmug.