dick cheerios

The act of finding the largest mixing bowl you have, filling it with Cheerios and milk, and fucking the living hell out of it, orgasming into it, then feeding it to a roommate.

Guy: "Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah, dick cheerios is the best!" *Puts semen filled Cheerios back into fridge*
Next Day
Girl: *Gets nice looking bowl of Cheerios out of the fridge, eats* "Hey, are these dick cheerios!? They taste really sweat!"

by Skelebonesyourbitch'shoe'sass February 02, 2021

Dick flogger

A machine or apparatus that enables a man pleasures a man without his partners help until he comes all over the floor like a snow dump at Xmas

Grant required a dick flogger as Mel had decided to watch tv and fall sleep.

by Swine Doctor June 24, 2022

50 dick situation

A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.

The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.

by Gibones March 22, 2019

dinosaur dick

that on guy won always be hyping up his large cock but when the girl looks to see that cock went instinct
brad brad is succh aqdino dick

brad has a dinosaur dick

by arthurewsxz May 04, 2024

ma dick

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by madick69 October 27, 2017

Diversity Dick

A man with a Diversity Dick is one who will hook up with any person.

Joe boned white girls, black girls, Asian girls, tall girls, short girls, your grandma, and your 19-year-old sister. He has a diversity dick

by iliketoshitmypants69 October 31, 2019

Get rich on his dick.

Gold digger, lazy, trophy wife

That girl didn't do nothing 'sept get rich on his dick.

by Aceiana June 29, 2020