<.7.9.7.6.>My First Language Is English & My Primary Language Is Spanish<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 3, 2025

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fo shizzle my nizzo

fucked up talk that someone without a brain uses.
easier to apply due to the fact that their primal brains haven't evolved quite yet.

human: "Want to buy a 2-6?"
sub-human: "fo shizzle my nizzo"

by THE MUGGER September 14, 2003

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<.7.9.7.6.>Talk TO My Ear<.7.9.7.6>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

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Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.

by Ellienymt December 7, 2022

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My Job

My job is not to get rejected 98% while you let the handicapped and the fat-cocks circumvent "their fucking job" (apparently) by throwing yourself at them.

Hym "Jesus Christ, that isn't 'my job.' To sacrifice myself on the altar of the collective female ego because I'm not good enough to use you for sex and discard you."

by Hym Iam September 26, 2023

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My Chemical Romance

Daily Mail's worst fear. Also the band that saved my life.

{in a strip club}
Guy 1: Is that...My Chemical Romance?
Guy 2: Gah! The emo band! Cover your ears!
Guy 1: Dude...they're just a band...it's not gonna-
Guy 2: COVER YOUR EARS, JARROD!!
Guy 1: You do realize that not only does Gerard Way deny the emo label, but that also MCR has saved tons of kids from killing themselves, right? I–
Guy 2, furious: COVER YOUR GODDAMN EARS, JARROD!
Guy 1: I guess all that Daily Mail got in your head.
{a bouncer proceeds to take Guy 2 out}

by 7568ino October 21, 2023

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