Sploosh My Caboose

When your lady partner squirts her goodies upon thy bottoms thick crevasse

I love when my lady sploosh my caboose, really gets my juice loose

by BuffaloBono February 24, 2023

tringle my dingle

To tranquilize some ones penis.

John: Yo what's up homie let me tringle your dingle
Jamal: No man I need my penis in approximately 10 seconds please do not tringle my dingle
James: Yea John don't tranquilize Jamal's penis
John: tringles Jamal's dingle anyways

by fuzzyballs42069 February 24, 2023

Fiddle with my Pickle

Touch my dick. Play with it. Tickle it. Fiddle with my penis.

Kenley: "Please daddy fiddle with my pickle"
James: "I mean if you down I would gladly."

by DickLicker9001 February 24, 2023

My girlfriend

My girlfriend is the prettiest girl alive. Everyone's jealous of me and her, and no one can beat her. She makes everyone happy my especially me and when she comes in ur life, it's like she's what's keeping it alive. I never thought I'd get my girlfriend, nor did I ever think I deserve her, but my girlfriend always reminds me that I'm great and awesome.
My girlfriend's really cute.

There's no one more perfect than my girlfriend.

by sadmad February 25, 2023

Evie my fav wife

THE BEST PERSON YOULL EVER KNOW. She has the best style and music taste and always knows exactly what to say. Every time you’ll see her you’ll want to have her whole wardrobe. I WAS HAPPY WHEN SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME AND WE HAD OUR FIRST DAUGHTER EMERSON. We make more great memories everyday with our daughter slim shady. <3

Evie my fav wife is so pretty

by GA1029384756 February 25, 2023

Oh my lucky stars!

The typical reaction of a Brendan Frasier enjoyer when he or she sees a negro.

"Oh my lucky stars! A negro!"

by gioisdying February 25, 2023

Get out of my head!

In episode 13 season 2 of Family Guy, titled "Road to Rhode Island", airing May 30th 2000, Chris delivered the iconic line, "Ahh! Get out of my head! Get out of my head!" After asking his sister Meg if she could guess the word he was thinking for the second time in presumably a 24hr period, the former occuring after 16:00 and the latter being the final scene at 21:40. Both times the word was "Kitty" despite his obviously facetious hints that it would not be Kitty. His lack of self awareness pairs with his low intelligence level to make it seem as if Meg's use of short term memory were absolute witchcraft. THIS HAS BECOME A WIDESPREAD JOKE AND GROWN TO BE A REFERENCE TO ANY TIME YOU MISUNDERSTAND A JOKE OR ARE THE LAST ONE TO REALIZE SOMETHING OBVIOUS. IT IS A SARCASTIC WAY OF ADMITTING A LACK OF PERCEPTION AS WELL AS IDENTIFYING ONE IN SOMEONE ELSE. The tone is important to signify the reference to the original, satirical caricature of low intelligence resulting from neglect that is Chris Griffin

A-"I'm thinking of a number between 1-10 but not 6, guess what it is"
B-"I really don't want to"
A-"You have to, you'll never get it"
B-"Fine, 6."
A-(In an absolutely terrified shriek) "Get out of my head!"

by Mocean2 February 26, 2023