national suck my balls day

national suck my balls day

it’s national suck my balls day so suck my ballz.

by BIGPAPI167 June 27, 2023

Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood

Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

by thurb June 28, 2023

my friends

dumbass white people

my friends are dumbass white people.

by Tori !! June 28, 2023

Suck My Dick

When your Twitter name is avocado and you didn't know that you don't have a dick

@novemberain_exe: suck my Dick. Oops I forgot that I don't have one

by SteelTITAN June 29, 2023

My little barbie dream car

My little barbie dream car is something you call someone who's precious to you.

"Oh! My little barbie dream car! Did you sleep well last night?"
"My barbie dream car, i miss you<3"

by miiok February 23, 2023

Hang my garlands

A cool way of Inviting a boy over to have a tinder hookup

Hey, wanna come over tonight and help me hang my garlands

by Sammy boye February 23, 2023

My Sweet Jamaican Empress

I been up most of the night reminiscing about your sweet sexy smile you all ways make me feel happy when I used to wake up to you with your beautiful baby soft skin. Do you remember how I used to run my fingers up & down that smooth back of yours & the way I used to squeeze you tight?No other woman I come across has a back or ass as smooth & sexy as yours.
I want you to be happy,but remember if Errol should ever fall short you know where I am I know you're not the fool around type you're LOYAL to the Maxx that's why I still love you!

No one else comes close to you My Sweet Jamaican Empress

by Janet21 February 23, 2023