dick stick

somebody who is turned on in what can only be described as absolutely disgusting circumstances (being attracted to little anime girls etc.)

(convo on an anime site)
dick stick: DAMNNNNN SHE KIND A BADDIE THO (talking about Hasegawa Kobato, an underage charater in hagani)
me: For the love of fucking all that is a dinglefuck, DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT DICKSTICK

by DRduck68 July 13, 2022

Dick

It’s the thing known to a woman. Straight or gay. She will always want it. Whenever she wakes up she wants it. Whenever she goes to sleep she wants it.

Bob: I’m going to sleep.
Anika: No please I want your dick.
Bob: Okay. *whips it out*

by urmomforeverrrrr July 14, 2022

Chinese Dick Trap

When you get your dick stuck in another guys foreskin like a Chinese finger trap.

Bro I was pulling so hard and my dick was stuck in the Chinese dick trap. I had to push in to him to get it out.

by IwearRompers July 14, 2022

Dick Tiggler

A vibration 'barbell' piercing that goes through the tip of the penis profoundly made to stimulate the woman during sexual intercourse similar to the tiggler it is made out of steel.

Oh my god your being such a "Dick Tiggler" right now

by Dicktigglerlover999 July 14, 2022

Slapping Dick

When youre screwing off instead of staying on task, similar to playing hookie

Roberts slapping dick at the quarry instead of running his miles for the day

by Foodincorporated July 15, 2022

DICKING CLICKING

When you come to ORGASM CLIMAX SUCCESSFULLY no matter what you are doing.

Little do you know you entered into a DIFFERENT KIND OF CLIQUE, no sentence USE NEEDED down there.

Hey here is the thing that CART00N DICK is smiling on ANAZ0N because the SMALL BUSINESS I am buying from that I am DICKING CLICKING is being RUN BY A PRIMEINFANTASSH0LE as it surprised THE SHIT out of me when they showed themselves naked and NO EMOJI of any sort was necessary and their parents M00NED ME.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 16, 2022

Moby The Dick

A pasty pale white racist who is disgusting example of a dad bod when they don’t have their shirt on.

Did you see the photo of Elon Musk? He looks like a Moby The Dick

by Toast.Jerviss July 19, 2022