Too fat to fuck

When you eat so much that you can’t do anything. You just wanna rub your belly, and relax, and you are certainly not able to “saw off a piece”

After that big fucking thanksgiving feast, I was just too fat to Fuck

by Captain Rabbit November 23, 2023

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fat fuzzy fuck

1) a hairy blob of a person sunkin in his bathroom stuck between a tv dinner and a lazyboy smelling both fingers after finger poppin his asshole

2) a fat no-fuck-giving attitude w/ a fuzzy fuck you on top

Hey you, Fat Fuzzy Fuck pack your trash and get the fuck up out of here! I hope you used hand sanitizer!

by lilshea January 10, 2021

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Bum-fuck Nowhere

A scale mainly used in the New Zealand backcountry to describe the remoteness of a location. This tends to be calculated based on how long it’d take you to travel human powered with the gear you have to the nearest state/national highway.

Mate, this has to be at least a fuckin 9.6 on the Bum-fuck nowhere scale…

by Big O Dowie January 3, 2025

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fuckety fuck biscuits

An negative expression used to communicate extreme irritation or anger.

I’ve forgotten my keys? oh fuckety fuck biscuits, i can’t take this anymore.

by snaxaphone July 30, 2023

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Fuck Boy

Listens to trap music to fit in even if he's not bout that life at all and thinks he's all grown up because he has a minimum wage job and makes enough money to say he buys his own shit. Talks about being a man and being faithful when hes just a little boy who doesnt even know who the fuck he is and what he will do with his life. Dresses up in brand cloths and has a fuck boy haircut. In a lot of cases they are virgins and play app games and video games all day. Thinks he's cool because he has a lot of loser friends but he don't get pussy for shit. Still listens to trap music and looks stupid trying to sing along and copy dance moves.

"This fuck boy thinks he is something because he just got his driving privilege and pays his own rent, finally. But he can't write a formal paper for shit. I'm gonna fire him."

by 21sandoval January 29, 2017

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