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Come see my hairy armpits

I planted seeds under my HAIRY ARMPITS! My HAIRY ARMPITS have sweat water and grow in the sun. Avocado plants form and I automatically grow avocados through my HAIRY ARMPITS!
Come see my hairy armpits. I squeeze sweat from my armpits into my mountain dew. Then I dip triple cheese doritos in the sweaty mtn dew and eat like a pig. Oh the triple cheese doritos have bacon products in them. I am now a pig and cannibal. Oh crap. Oh *******************************************!
by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022
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Checking out my club

"Steve where ya at? We gotta tee off or let these old fogeys play through!"

*zipper noise* "Bruh hold up, I'm checking out my club."
by kirkandorules July 26, 2023
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plunging my toilet

Vaginal or anal masturbation via a big fat massive dildo with a flared end.
He took out my fav toy and started plunging my toilet.
by Woodworkius April 16, 2021
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My 2 inch defeater

Friend: MATH!!

Me: My 2 inch defeater can whirl around and shit
by GoGo_Gadget March 15, 2025
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Kayne my text

Kayne my text - When you share or post texts between you and someone else that were supposed to be private.
Person 1 and Person 2 are texting. The last text, Person 1 tells Person 2, "Hey don't Kayne my texts, they were supposed to be private, for your eyes only."
by Katcarlizle May 31, 2018
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Pardon my french fries

A mistake usually with pleasant outcome e.g. adding a fries emoji to a sentence or getting a couple of curly fries along with your regular fries
by SADBC October 8, 2021
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Drip drip my sauce

A person who wears expensive clothing every day (drip lord)
They don’t call me drip drip my sauce for nothing
by Boet blesser November 17, 2020
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