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Child

They are very hot and can seduce you to do anything they want. You can find one in a park
Man that child is hot
by The chicken nuggets man November 6, 2020
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Child

"why can't i go to the bar?"
Because you are a child"
"I AM NOT A CHILD, I AM A BIG MAN"
by PRESS THE BUTTON WILBUR November 6, 2020
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Child Man

The reverse of a man child. When someone sees a man child they say that person needs to grow up.

A child man possesses immature traits and is grown up. But everyone they know sees them as mature, even though their immaturity affects the most important adult parts in their lives. Everyone either ignores the immaturity and/or justifies it. The person just looks foolish.
What a child man Tom is. His wife wanted to have a baby, he said he couldn’t believe she wanted to do that.

His parents told her that she should know that he couldn’t handle her being pregnant and babies freak him out.
by Nightsword5 December 4, 2025
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Child support

When the mother asks father for breaking during sex and he’s says no resulting in pain in vagina and also a baby! Therefore due to the mother pain during sex plus also having to experience hard labor during birth results in child support where father pays the mother
“Ahhh baby give me a break

No girl take this dick

“Okay I guess child support”
by Bigpapababy April 5, 2021
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Child fatigue

The anxiety inducing feeling and dread felt when around groups of children brought on by loud noises, constant questions, strange and sporadic sounds and nagging.
“Did you hear about Mr. Weebler? I heard he quit due to child fatigue! All that screaming and nagging finally did him in!”
by Sir Chauncey January 28, 2024
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Child

a child is a young human between the ages of 0 to 18 years old. they require much attention mainly in the first 10 years of life. It is the parents job t look after a child until they are 18.
that child is quite loud.
how is it looking after a child?
do you think that child will make a mess with the paint?
does that child over there seem lost to you?
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Glass child

1. In medical term the brother or sister of a special needs kid
2. A child who has helicopter or overprotective parents and said child can't do any
3. A brat
1. They separated the glass child and the special needs kid at birth

2. Glass children are big babies in the end
3. The glass child wanna a new doll
by 459395 May 18, 2023
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