Dune turtle 

an unmotivated asshat or someone you don't wish to associate with or someone who you hold in general unpleasantness.

he's a fucking dune turtle

Dune turtle by HowAboutNoWaay November 29, 2017

Purple turtle 

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney

Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.

Purple turtle by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017

plasma turtle 

Loving, caring, and wishful guy. He hopes for the best and loves everyone he lays eyes on.

Did you see that plasma turtle? Damn, I think I love him.

plasma turtle by Partydrummer04 February 5, 2018

sticky turtle 

When you fuck you girl to the point of being limp. When you pull out your cock looks like a sticky turtle.

Me and ol lady had a wild night. I ended up with a sticky turtle

sticky turtle by Old dab rivers February 14, 2018

OG Turtle With God Ki 

Beerus is fodder

OG Turtle With God Ki is fodder.

OG Turtle With God Ki by Android-17-Bob May 7, 2018

crack turtle 

A crack turtle is someone whose mental capabilities have gone slow due to the excessive use of substances.

Jerry: "Oh man, I just needed two hours to take my morning dump and brush my teeth."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."

crack turtle by thepranxter March 21, 2018

TE (Turtle Egg) 

Someone who continuously apologizes over the stupid shit they say. Cries over anything, believes you're married after 10 months. Does not enjoy long walks on the beach, or the beach in general. Cannot swim Enjoys Extreme Videos, being told what to do submissive and throwing tantrums and pretends to be on Instagram like he's not throwing a tantrum. Emotionally unstable and physically weak/ill.

CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation

-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death

-Hopeless Romantic

Bobby is acting like a TE (Turtle Egg) and it's so annoying.

TE (Turtle Egg) by AshKetchum1223 July 10, 2018