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Polish Turkey

The act of a female licking the mid section between the scrotum and the anus.
Jesse: "What are you up to tonight alex,"
Alex: "My friend yoni is coming over later, i'm totally gonna give him a polish turkey"
by TheWildCarkeone November 1, 2021
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Turkey Blasted

A sexual act involving a Turkey, a bumhole and a strong gag reflex.
Joe Santagato: Yo danny! You know the hot chick from the bar? She Turkey blasted me!

Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!
by Sesh Panda May 20, 2020
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Turkey day votive

When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.
I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.
by Scotty Nice November 28, 2024
mugGet the Turkey day votivemug.
When one white Caucasian penis similar to the colour of white un toasted bread enters the vagina of a woman, and a black penis the same colour of burnt toasted bread enters the anal cavity of the same woman creating a Sicily Half toast turkey sandwich.
Person 1: “personally I love when two men make me a Sicily half toast turkey sandwich.”
Person 2: “What the fuck.”
by I loveTurkeySandwhiches October 28, 2025
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Greasy Turkey

A wet ratchet pussy with pussy lips that look like a turkey's gobbler.
I was going down on this hoe and as soon as I stuck it in her pussy was like a greasy turkey.
by Greasy Nigga May 15, 2014
mugGet the Greasy Turkeymug.

turkey pits

Play on the phrase 'Perky Tits'.
That babe has some turkey pits!
by Botulism November 11, 2017
mugGet the turkey pitsmug.

Cold Turkey

When you lay your cold, limp cock across the face of an aquaintence while they are sleeping. Basically tea bagging someone with your dick.
As soon as he falls asleep, im getting his ass back for earlier with a cold turkey.
by TFroster November 1, 2009
mugGet the Cold Turkeymug.

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