Jesse: "What are you up to tonight alex,"
Alex: "My friend yoni is coming over later, i'm totally gonna give him a polish turkey"
Alex: "My friend yoni is coming over later, i'm totally gonna give him a polish turkey"
by TheWildCarkeone November 1, 2021
Get the Polish Turkeymug. Joe Santagato: Yo danny! You know the hot chick from the bar? She Turkey blasted me!
Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!
Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!
by Sesh Panda May 20, 2020
Get the Turkey Blastedmug. When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.
I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.
by Scotty Nice November 28, 2024
Get the Turkey day votivemug. When one white Caucasian penis similar to the colour of white un toasted bread enters the vagina of a woman, and a black penis the same colour of burnt toasted bread enters the anal cavity of the same woman creating a Sicily Half toast turkey sandwich.
Person 1: “personally I love when two men make me a Sicily half toast turkey sandwich.”
Person 2: “What the fuck.”
Person 2: “What the fuck.”
by I loveTurkeySandwhiches October 28, 2025
Get the Sicily half toast turkey sandwichmug. by Greasy Nigga May 15, 2014
Get the Greasy Turkeymug. by Botulism November 11, 2017
Get the turkey pitsmug. When you lay your cold, limp cock across the face of an aquaintence while they are sleeping. Basically tea bagging someone with your dick.
by TFroster November 1, 2009
Get the Cold Turkeymug.