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cream of mushroom soup

When your partner lays upside down and you shoot your load into their nostrils, making a nice creamy batch of a sticky white-sauced-soup in their nose
I can’t wait to make her a bowl of cream of mushroom soup
by teddykreuger October 21, 2025
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Soup Sandwich

A person that is "wholly" incompetent; doesn't know their foot from their ass.
That witness I had to call was a soup sandwich...definite not guilty on this one.
by AVS12345 November 15, 2023
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Alphabet Soup

A concoction of multiple and many drugs that usually result in deadly overdoses that often take ones life.
Ex: "Mr. Heath Ledger died as the result of acute intoxication by the combined effects of oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam, and doxylamine," the office said in a short statement.
- CNN
“He died after a night of alphabet soup. They found Meth, Fentanyl, Cocaine, Alcohol, and Xanax in his system”
by Salami420 December 25, 2020
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Soup Pals

A word used to describe an absolute fucking mess of a place.
'This party is fucking soup pals'
by Cat Lad March 14, 2022
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soup pvp

An unknown yet overpowered combat style in Minecraft
1v1 me in Minecraft bitch, soup pvp style
by oopseiwoopsie June 20, 2019
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Taint soup

When your taint is soaked in sweat due to weather or emotional influence. This is the umbrella phrase that covers ball soup and clam chowder.
It was way too hot last night, I woke up with a bowl of taint soup.
by Kungfud00d January 26, 2014
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Misery Soup

1.) The disgusting concoction of saliva, tears, nasal mucus, sweat and other bodily fluids that swamps the face after a hard, long, hyperventilating-sobbing episode.

2.) A crowded pool at any waterpark.
1.) When Ben pulled away from Bob's shoulder, both Ben's face and Bob's shirt were drenched in a large serving of misery soup.

2.) "Let's go fish Dave out of that misery soup, then get hotdogs and go the hell home already!"
by punglefish July 17, 2011
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