Luked

When you get fucked with a jalapeno popper while bending over a car.

Damn I could really go for getting Luked right now.

Person 1: I'm gonna get Luked
Person 2: Damn, wish I could get fucked over a car right now too. =(
Person 1: Dude it's gonna be spicy.

by pk's mom September 3, 2020

Luke Updyke

Luke Updyke is a fucking out of this world person that helps anyone he can while being hot asf while doing it.

You heard of Luke Updyke? Dayummmm.

by Adrian Chopkovsky September 19, 2018

Luke

Luke is derived from the Latin word lucifer which is the devil or the spawn of. Usually born from a woman of Christianity called Chris or Christine and is a prodigal son.

No one knows how he came about or survived but he has come to be superior to all. Luke is not a judgemental person but he can see and feel the wrong in all around him like an empath.

A Luke is usually found alone or in a small circle of friends cause he can't deal with the bullshit of humanity and finds it hard to trust.

Did you know of Luke?

Yes he was a unique individual and divided of all others.

by Seek and you shall find November 22, 2021

Luke

Very sexy man

Person 1 : who is luke
Person 2 : someone who is sexy
Luke :* waves fat ding dong around* yep that’s me

by LeonTheGreat69 June 29, 2023

luke tay tay

a bich. he buys malards off horse. lindor. wink.

hey i feel like i might faint please call an ambulence

bruh just luke tay tay it up.

by mamafrvr1234567 May 27, 2023

Luke's d8ck

Too small to see
I feel bad for his girlfriend bc it's so small, how does he frick her?

"have you seen Luke's d8ck? Yeah me neither, it's too small."

by Lukeisdead April 13, 2020

Luke

Luke will pull any girl you throw at him, he’ll smash any girl. not uggy ones) but yeah and he’s hot asf

“i wish i was luke” said the uggy boy

by sexyman42 November 6, 2018