Bus

A large vehicle that takes the piss and doesn't arrive on time.

Student: Man my bus will arrive in 44 minutes
Friend: really? are you sure let me wait with you
Student: yeah, my buses are never late *waits in the cold*
*44 minutes go by and the bus isn't here*
Student: I am fucking freezing here! it should have came by now
Friend: haha!

by MrsRelatable December 10, 2021

Bus

The deadliest yet funniest tool of destruction in the world.

Person #1: Did you hear about Martin?

Person #2: No. What Happened?

Person #1: He got hit by a bus.

by Schizophrenic McMurderBus July 09, 2013

Bus

Same thing as trucking, but with kids

Let's bus some kids in the School Bus

by PappaPacman February 15, 2018

BUS

BUS BUS BUS BUS BUS

MU BUS BUS

by YAY BUS YAS QUEEN -KaylaMurray September 18, 2020

Bus

To pass or to give somthing to someone

Bus me that pen

by Theholyzincin December 06, 2018

bus'

Bust without the T. Used in uk gangs and by roadmen.

Pull up, bus' the cylinder

by Thefattynextdoor February 05, 2021

bus

Police slang for an ambulance

She's still got a pulse. Call for a bus...

by ShyWriter April 25, 2020