Dead Turtle 

A term used to describe someone you know who always loses arguments or someone who acts similar to an acoustic turtle but not as acoustic.

Person 1: “Dude I don’t always lose arguments.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”

Dead Turtle by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017

Dune turtle 

an unmotivated asshat or someone you don't wish to associate with or someone who you hold in general unpleasantness.

he's a fucking dune turtle

Dune turtle by HowAboutNoWaay November 29, 2017

Purple turtle 

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney

Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.

Purple turtle by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017

helpless turtle 

When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up

Bro I got fucking helpless turtled last night

helpless turtle by Luxemo January 5, 2018

plasma turtle 

Loving, caring, and wishful guy. He hopes for the best and loves everyone he lays eyes on.

Did you see that plasma turtle? Damn, I think I love him.

plasma turtle by Partydrummer04 February 5, 2018

sticky turtle 

When you fuck you girl to the point of being limp. When you pull out your cock looks like a sticky turtle.

Me and ol lady had a wild night. I ended up with a sticky turtle

sticky turtle by Old dab rivers February 14, 2018

OG Turtle With God Ki 

Beerus is fodder

OG Turtle With God Ki is fodder.

OG Turtle With God Ki by Android-17-Bob May 7, 2018