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step-dad

A cowardice loser who your mom made the mistake of sleeping with after divorcing your equally terrible biological father. Your mom will slowly begin to care about your step-dad more than she cares about you and will completely ignore, or even take his side when he decides to project his own insecurities onto you by relentlessly bullying and trying to make you feel bad about yourself for years. Your entire family will see your step-dad as a good guy and the perfect substitute for your abusive biological father, when little do they know, he causes you the same amount of emotional distress that your biological father used to. Your step-dad will also make you feel like your problems simply don't exist and will call you an attention whore if you even dare to mention or express any type of mental health problems you have in front of him. And the worst part is that you will have to deal with this feeble excuse for a human being until you are old enough and financially stable enough to live on your own.
I hope my mother divorces my step-dad someday
by wise mystical tree October 4, 2022
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Dad

Dads are the persons in your life who always will love you and look after you. Dads is always good at things and even better at learning them away.
by greencvrfan June 6, 2022
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Dad

someone who doesn't bring back milk until you win the lottery or make it the NBA
Me: My dad never came back
Also me: HOLY SHIT! I JUST WON THE LOTTERY
Dad: Hey son, how long has it been
by TittyTwister9000 February 25, 2021
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Dad

What...
Whats a DAD
by brutherrrr December 21, 2022
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Dad

Your dad went to go get the milk and never came back
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Dad

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Cesar Is Dad

Meaning me, Cesario Villa is your daddy. I don't care if you already have one, I am your daddy :)
Cesar is Dad!-Day Cesar is Dad!-Katie Cesar is Dad!-Haydee
by Daddy Josiah January 22, 2021
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