Sleeping w/ mouth open

According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real

The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)

by Guy writing the history books June 21, 2022

Sleeps mouth open

Proven method of how ancient Alpha Aztec Warriors proved dominance over Beta males (Often called pretty)

The Aztec Warrior sleeps mouth open in public so everyone knew who the Alpha was.

by Guy writing the history books June 22, 2022

Sleep drunk

The feeling once you first wake up and your brain is all slushy and you can’t really process anything. Sorta half awake and half asleep.

That was a statement of my sleep drunk moment. The statement :bring tomorrows to picnic tomatoes.

by Ashybutthole June 26, 2022

Sleep

Something for loosers
You do not need to know what it is

Parents:*insert name*, it's time to sleep
You:Sleep? What's that?

by ALi♠️ June 28, 2022

cheese and sleep

Eating some dairy and going to bed

Sam, you should cheese and sleep. You'll rest better.

Lily is totally going to cheese and sleep when she gets home. She's trashed. I was really hoping we could Netflix and chill though!

by Cheeseandsleep June 30, 2022

sleep

if your here you need some

1)wait people sleep
2) yeah i got 8 hours

1) huh?

by milk and cokies July 4, 2022

Meat sleeps

When you give someone the meat and put ‘em to sleep

Travis took Esteban to pound town and gave him a case of the meat sleeps ; she woke up from the meat sleeps with a sore throat

by YourdadJason August 17, 2022