self-service

when you bend over to suck your own peen

bro that dude is so flexible that he can do self-service

by Gembly November 16, 2019

self eye-gouge

the action of committing suicide after witnessing cringe/brainrot

Yesterday my 18-year-old sister committed self eye-gouge after hearing some messed up gen alpha song.

by Skyzlokcz January 4, 2024

Self-proclaimed Independence

When a country decided to announce they’re independent without actually being oppressed or control by outside power and not actually understanding what independence mean.

On 13th of May, State of Israel self-proclaimed independence on Instagram, stating that Israel Marks 76 years of Independence through an online post.

How funny is it that Israel decided to self-proclaimed independence after decades of oppressing and brutally killing Palestinians with no mercy.

by Alleyesonpalestine May 18, 2024

Self-Selling

(verb) To put a friend’s, relative’s or your own name on Urban Dictionary just to buy merchandise with that definition and give it to someone as a gift or to buy it for yourself.

“I’m just self-selling so I can get a gift for my friend.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

Self Sodomization

Having a sexual relationship with your right hand or one's self in general

I think there is self sodomization going on with the guy upstairs. He sounds like he is having an erection, but he is the only one up there right now.

by jondich February 12, 2021

Self-worth

Doesn't fucking matter I should not have to create A.I. for free and work a job that I hate. No I don't have to find a job I LIKE. I DON'T WANT TO WORK!

Hym "Hey, shit, I can control death over life though can't I? I don't give a fuck about self-worth. I give a fuck about not working. Seriously. When it comes to sex, well, if I have to use my hand it just sucks to be me doesn't it? But when it comes to money well then if you all have to do it then I also to do it. You fucking filth are not going to trap me in labor for the rest of my life."

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

Self-partnered

Self description used by narcissistic people such as former or waning celebrities to gain public attention.

Emma Watson is known to call herself self-partnered to try to re-energize her fading fan base.

by Harry Potter Telling January 25, 2025