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Miranda Rights

1) DOES NOT refer to a girl whose name is Miranda and last name is Rights!

2) Has nothing to do with the rights of any girl named Miranda to have a child when and with whom she wants and doesn't impact her rights to an abortion, as some of you guys have pointed out on urbandictionary.com.

3) a set of Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his arrest for a crime committed on US soil.
Miranda Rights, as in definition 3) only, should not, under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, people who should have "(their) body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".

(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)
by Sexydimma November 30, 2014
mugGet the Miranda Rightsmug.

Rights

Usually an authoritative source tells you what your rights are, which is why you have none.
Just about everything in the Constitution and Bill of Rights is an authoritative source telling everyone that didn't write it what their rights will be for the next hundred years or so. Most people have never really had any true rights, billionaires have rights, they do what they want to do.
by Solid Mantis October 22, 2020
mugGet the Rightsmug.

Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life

And you're trying to rend both my mind and my free will away from me in their names. But all what your doing is proving me right. You believe that your fear gives you authority over my will. That's actually the basic premise of the Green Lantern.
Hym "Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life. You are selfish, solipsistic people and your Jew-God is the solipsistic delusion of authority you think your kids give you. AND THAT... It's what the Christ story is about! Step 1. Jesus demonstrates his ability to perform miracles.
Step 2. You make him explain himself to you.
Step 3. You throw him and his followers into poverty.
Step 4. He explains to his followers what is happening.
Step 5. You turn the public against him.
Step 6. You have a mock-trial where his guilt or innocence is entirely irrelevant and his words are entirely meaningless.
Step 7. You prostrate and torture him to death in front of the mob
Step 8. His followers scatter and try to tell everyone what actually happened.
Step 9. You torture and kill all of his followers.
Step 10. Some time passes
Step 11. Wait a minute... You sound like...
We don't live in a 'children first' society. We live in a society predicated on the ritualist spiritual cannibalism of Christ. 'IT'S GOOD!' He sneers. Face mangled with rage. That's literally what 'God is Good' MEANS."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
mugGet the Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my lifemug.

we still cool tho right?

When you lambaste a person and you want to make sure he’s still cool with you
Hey bro we still cool tho right?
by Ryanthecheese September 26, 2017
mugGet the we still cool tho right?mug.

Not Right

Someone generally from the capital of California who enjoys/thrives from cleverly and discreetly sabotaging their enemies lives.
by Godsstone September 28, 2021
mugGet the Not Rightmug.

grievance rights

The rights to have a grievance against a company, political or religious institution.
He practiced his grievance rights by suing the company who terminated his contract without any reason.
by Genomic Madness April 4, 2019
mugGet the grievance rightsmug.

Aces right

used when talking about small, microscopic things. also used when talking about instances with bad outcomes
mark: that party was so awful
jacob: yeah it was smaller than aces right
by yankriotharfer9 July 19, 2022
mugGet the Aces rightmug.

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