When you're so wrong that in order for someone to correct you they would have to teach you what equates to several entry level college classes. Ultimately making correcting you more trouble than it's worth. Often met with agressive rage and violent sexual rhetoric from your side.
Hemi: We can't have medicare for all because then doctors will make less money, you stupid mingering cum gargler. And if doctors make less money nobody will want to be a doctor anymore, you absolute cretin DOLT. Then America will run out of doctors and we will all die. That is why Insulin NEEDS to be 10x more expensive in America than every other country.
Person 2: I would correct you but you're just pulling a Hemi and I don't have 3 hours to spend doing so.
Hemi: I am not astonished.
DOLT!
Person 2: I would correct you but you're just pulling a Hemi and I don't have 3 hours to spend doing so.
Hemi: I am not astonished.
DOLT!
by MarkoLYFT July 04, 2023
Few and far between, people named Johnmarc are simply not clutch.
To "Pull a Johnmarc", would would be handily winning a competitive sport or game for the majority of the match only to lose at the last moment due to a stupid mistake. This can happen in situations where maybe you've gotten a large lead over your opponent and suddenly decide to stop scoring (or fail to) and give up on the idea of winning. Much like the verb, "to throw", where someone will lose a game after having obtained a sizable lead. This can also be used in a situation where you are fully capable of doing something but utterly fail to succeed.
To "Pull a Johnmarc", would would be handily winning a competitive sport or game for the majority of the match only to lose at the last moment due to a stupid mistake. This can happen in situations where maybe you've gotten a large lead over your opponent and suddenly decide to stop scoring (or fail to) and give up on the idea of winning. Much like the verb, "to throw", where someone will lose a game after having obtained a sizable lead. This can also be used in a situation where you are fully capable of doing something but utterly fail to succeed.
Hey, is Lorenzo winning?
Yeah, but it's been a long time since I heard from him. I bet he'll pull a Johnmarc and lose lololol
Yeah, but it's been a long time since I heard from him. I bet he'll pull a Johnmarc and lose lololol
by MochaCharok November 07, 2013
by guitar man December 22, 2008
by Sam Weston February 07, 2007
To cheat on your supermodel wife with an ugly skank. Then have it come back to ruin your entire life.
Joe:haha he was so rich why did he do that?
Timmy: I have no idea, he really pulled a tiger on that one!
Joe: haha yea! none of his friends even talk to him anymore!
Timmy: yes he really did pull a tiger
Timmy: I have no idea, he really pulled a tiger on that one!
Joe: haha yea! none of his friends even talk to him anymore!
Timmy: yes he really did pull a tiger
by jonathan123432345435 December 07, 2009
When you place your fingers in your throat in an effort to gag yourself. Usually happens when you're too drunk and you want to sober up/not die.
by bobrossluver123 May 22, 2017
To urinate anywhere except the toilet in a public (or sometimes personal) bathroom. Bonus for drenching the unused toilet paper with ones own urine in a stall and/or to piss on a neighbors shoes while they are urinating.
"Luke pulled a Watson again"
"I hate this bar, I'm gonna Watson it"
"I was pulling a Watson when Jeff walked in, laughed, then joined in"
"I hate this bar, I'm gonna Watson it"
"I was pulling a Watson when Jeff walked in, laughed, then joined in"
by Dug Taco March 16, 2010