pissed idiot

Someone who can't handle their booze and carries on like a complete bellend.

Everytime he drinks, Nick turns into nothing but a pissed idiot.

by Stormingnorming January 30, 2016

kid piss

To drop one's pants onto the floor when at a public urinal like a kid pisses.

"Dude I was at the pub the other day and this bloke rocked up next to me and started taking a kid piss"

by tiny_dancer May 30, 2013

Pissed Revenge

when you get a tingly feeling of anger inside you that takes you over after someone does something bad to you, can range from telling to a full blow single-punch knockout

Dan: Dude, Jesse spat on me the other day so i knocked him out to teach him not to mess with a pissed man
Jake: Wow, how long was he out for?
Dan: 'bout 8 hours
Jake: Pissed Revenge if you ask me
Dan: now Jesse is afraid of me

by your best idiot April 17, 2010

Sex Piss

Replacement for Jizzum, Spunk, Cum or Ejaculate.

Often used be people who are attempting to speak about sex but find the whole topic quite crude. Commonly used amongst grandmothers and 40 year virgins

'Jon's sex piss went all over Pepe's jacket.'
'Jon sex pisses every time he rides Gloria.'
'Mushrooms and Bananas make Jon sex piss in his pants'

by kirkman1908 November 25, 2020

Piss Dora

A person who looks like Dora the Explorer who pisses their pants

She drank too much today, she is definitely going to pull a Piss Dora!

You're roasting me? You made out with PISS DORA

by Dora's biggest fan November 12, 2022

Piss Money

Low amounts of money you can spend without remorse nor thought.
Typically less than 100$

A million dollars to a billionaire is piss money.
Person 1- Tj got shot over $40
Person 2- 40$?!? Man that's piss money
Rich Broke Stupid Drunk Money to blow Vacation Paycheck Ghetto Student loans

by Sstav October 23, 2015

halfpint piss

when you enter a bathroom to find that the adult sized urinal is being used by a child, who is in turn forcing you to use a the child sized urinal, which would fit the little bastard much better than it fits you.

There was a fucking kid in there who forced me to take a Halfpint piss

by SuperGuruStyle June 29, 2010