shit pimp

shit-pimp: to 'pimp the shit' or to 'make unbelievably cool' something that your friends said couldn't be fixed or made awesome. Only to be used in circumstances of extreme amazement of the pimping of something that was once shit.

note: following situation is just an example and is not in anyway meant to be offensive or possible.

man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?

man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?

man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*

man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!

by BILL1ARDman500 October 16, 2008

C pimp

A fat mofo who could pull any girl he wanted and is the biggest playa. He can also fuck up any person any day.

Wow look at C pimp he really pullin des hoes today.

by Jonald crox February 13, 2021

pixel pimps

the ignorant ass folks (ladies & "gentlemen") who buy into the shit of giga hos.

Those fuckin pixel pimps are always cosignin some giga ho bullshit.

by HeatheRenee May 8, 2007

The To Pimp A Butterfly Effect

When an album is so widely praised for being perfect in every sense of the word that people can feel afraid to criticize it or even listen to it for fear of disliking it. Also called The Dark Side Of The Moon Effect and The In The Aeroplane Over The Sea Effect.

i hear people raving about to pimp a butterfly all the time but im scared to listen to it. what if i don't like it?

obligatory mention of the to pimp a butterfly effect so this can be submitted

by tacklezzz November 16, 2024

Micro mini pimp

It is a pimp not a assistant pimp but just a pimp that is under 4 foot tall

Man that short ass dude smack the piss out that girl no he ain't short that's he's a micro mini Pimp he pimp smacked her

by $dan2rich March 1, 2021

C pimp

A fat mofo who could pull any girl he wanted and is the biggest playa. He can also fuck up any person any day. This said mofo can also beet up C Roush with no effort

Wow look at C pimp he really pullin des hoes today. C pimp really clapped Connor today in that 45.

by Jonald crox February 13, 2021

Pimp Daddy J.

The Biggest Pimp Ever

"Dude you are so cool, how's life being a Pimp Daddy J.?"

by White Chocolate Luthor October 20, 2012