“The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”
by Appalachian Train Master April 10, 2024
by LittyTittySmith November 10, 2019
by Bootayslayer July 28, 2017
Cook Islands is a place that is apart of New Zealand. It is a multitude of Islands, and has a population of 17,500. It is located in Oceania, and the other places New Zealand owns are Tokelau and Niue. I am having an existential crisis that I lost my old Urban Dictionary account and have to wait 29 days to get it back on my dead email address. Did you know, that Cook Islands has its own currency!
Person 1: Omg can I cook at Cook Islands?!!?!?!???!?!?
Person 2: No, it's literally just a name. I hate you. You'd probably mistake this flag🇨🇰 for Australia too. I hate you.
Person 1: waaah :(
Person 2: No, it's literally just a name. I hate you. You'd probably mistake this flag🇨🇰 for Australia too. I hate you.
Person 1: waaah :(
by tally hall enthusiast August 04, 2023
by ICrackPussy12 September 03, 2021
A person of whichever gender going from one person to the next having intercourse with every single one taking in a high body count
by I'm number jaun July 12, 2023
John : "damn sally just a island hopper, she was just with Jose, now she fuckin with zabo"
Sally: "Yeooo, Sam was just with my bitch joseline l, now he got him some Jamaican pussy, that nigga a real island hopper"
Sally: "Yeooo, Sam was just with my bitch joseline l, now he got him some Jamaican pussy, that nigga a real island hopper"
by Cj_2019 March 25, 2017