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man holiday

a day when a group of all men get together and watch basketball all day at restaurants with TVs.
Mr. Guthrie and Mr. Kahl took a man holiday last week to watch thier favorite basketball games together.
by Jeanie Marie November 21, 2007
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germ man

by ditzyteen69 January 29, 2017
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man bench

a chair or bench outside a store or mall that men use while their women are shopping.
Tom and Keith sat on the man bench when Cheryl and Cindy went into Dress Barn at the local mall.
by chub December 31, 2006
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fake man

your man, who isn't really your man but is also your man

when you are in the "talking phase" or hooking up with a boy and don't know what to call him, he is your fake man
girl: My fake man invited me over, should I go?

or

girl: I think I am going to take Roger to date party
friend: Wait I thought you were dating Paul?
girl: Nah Paul's just my fake man
by bringvineback2k17 November 21, 2017
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Man Yoghurt

A thick, creamy substance that is launched from a man's penis; cum.
Jeremy was furiously whipping up some man yoghurt for his girlfriend.
by Tund March 6, 2008
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man in the window

A booger clearly visible in the nostril of yourself or someone with whom you are trying to have a conversation.
Later, and to my horror, in the washroom mirror I discovered that I had conducted the entire job interview sporting a Man in the Window
by S. Marmon January 29, 2008
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Man muscles

The type of muscles that develop as a guy transitions from teen/young adult to full fledged man. It is accompanied by a gain in strength and usually happens between the ages of 26-28. Man muscles aren't bigger, but they are rock hard and will allow men to beat much "stronger" young men in things like arm wrestling and give them greater endurance in repetitive hard labor.
You think Bryce Harper is a good player now? Just wait until he gets his man muscles! or Now that LeBron James has his man muscles the rest of the NBA doesn't stand a chance.
by scrapple000 May 2, 2013
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